A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint and a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says”hey what are you doing?”
The monkey replies “sitting up here smoking a joint, want to come up and join me?”
So the lizard comes up and they have another joint.
After a while the lizzard says his mouth is dry and is going to go do to the river for a drink of water.
At the River bank the lizard is so stoned that he leans over to far and falls in the river.
A crocodile see’s this and swims over helping the stoned lizard to the edge. He then ask the lizard “what’s the matter with you?”
He explained how he was up in the tree with the monkey smoking a joint and his mouth got dry. He then explained how he was so wasted that he fell into the river trying to get a drink of water.
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out.
He walks into the jungle and found the tree where the monkey is sitting up in the tree “smoking a joint”.
He looks up and says “hey, monkey!”
The monkey looks down and says
OMG DUUUUDE……. HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK ?I”
